4.11.2008

indexed

well, once again the weekend is here! a hooray! and ... a plan:


hopefully this won't be necessary after by monday. no, the alcohol will take care of the need for laxatives, i'm 30 so pimples are few and far between - if i can stay away from the luce around 2am, anyway, & i'm not dignifying the other with any mention :p


the one night stand often equates the position of the ski lift:

i should rethink...
why i must resort to the first index card.* blerg.



* this is not true. but funny.

3 comments:

CaitlinMElliott said...

my favorite will always be the "time on market" one...

Anonymous said...

you had some useful stuff in yer storage locker...more useful than the loser fo sho ;)

bobbi__jo said...

caitlin: i'm not familiar - send it to me! i super love these funnies.
aaron: yes, that insta cooker from the future, which i've stored for a decade, will likely prove to be much more useful (and loving!) than some of the other things i've had a hard time shaking.